Miscellaneous: Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had...

By chlolivia - 14/02/2012 00:28 - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

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By thatgirl17 - 31/08/2012 05:23 - United States

Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML

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DIY

By liver - 19/03/2012 00:51 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

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Malfunctioning equipment

By Alyxandrea Loffer - 24/09/2020 01:02 - United States - Ellsworth

Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

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By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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By thewordsicantsay - 25/02/2010 07:05 - Canada

Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML

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By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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By Jayne - 29/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 16/12/2018 09:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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mama2b3 20

Tuesday 14 February 2012 9:02

Did he offer to staple it himself?

ninjuh_wingman 29

Tuesday 14 February 2012 8:59

Im sure he was happy to help.

Comments

ALEXLASFLA 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 15:40

Pic or didnt happen

popofiveoh 1

Tuesday 14 February 2012 15:52

At least you got big cans.

obviousboy 8

Tuesday 14 February 2012 15:53

Boobs!

perdix 29

Tuesday 14 February 2012 15:54

If you've got a nice rack, I'm sure the pleasure was all his ;) If, on the other hand, it popped because you're too ******* fat, then, . . . gack! They don't pay teachers enough.

smump 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 16:50

Pics or it didn't happen.

chaoscreator 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 16:58

There's your awkward conversation for the day

TriDoubleSkip 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 16:59

definitly kno how you feel except I was at a huge Christian concert with my churn and my bra that closed in the front um hooked and I had a 5 min walk to the restroom or try and hook it with all the church lookin at me... very akward!

blueknight1st 26

Tuesday 14 February 2012 16:59

First of all just because society says women need to wear a bra doesn't mean you are required to wear one. Secondly, if you insist on wearing one then at least wear one that fits your huge **** better and you won't have to worry about it bursting apart.