Holidays: Today, my brother and I were going to give our parents their...

By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, my brother and I were going to give our parents their anniversary gift which cost us over $3000. The gift was a trip to London in August to see a show on Michael Jackson's comeback tour. FML

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By Annabelle - 05/07/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML

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Awww, sweetie

By Jess-zee - 10/05/2009 20:42 - Canada

Today, I took my mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, my little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He's 20 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2018 19:00

Today, after planning 4 months in advance and spending almost $600 to cover everyone's tickets to the event center, all of my siblings decided to bail on my 30th birthday celebration because driving 3 hours is too much. FML

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By andrie09 - 07/07/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, my mom told me I was a bad daughter because I didn't get anything for my parents' anniversary. I just sent my brother a check for $400 for my share of their gift. FML

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By AH. - 07/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I told my parents that all I wanted for my 18th birthday was to go to a restaurant in NYC for a nice dinner. My parents said no, because it would cost too much money. I came home to see my parents had bought a huge TV for $800. We already have 3 televisions. FML

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By secondchild - 12/07/2019 14:00

Today, my parents spent more time, money, and effort on my boyfriend's birthday present than they ever have on any of mine. FML

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By disneyworld - 14/02/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney World, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML

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By Kolkata - 05/08/2012 23:25 - Canada

Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML

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Pete Townshend has a lot to answer for

By FML4evs - 10/04/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML

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thatguy7 0

Friday 26 June 2009 23:17

That sucks, I hope you can get your money back.

lukewarmocha 0

Friday 26 June 2009 23:18

dang that sucks. knew somebody had to post this though...

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eliz3 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 0:33

good souvenier?

swanee14 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 7:35

when farrah fawcett died, St. Peter met her at the pearly gates, and told her that she could have one wish before she passed. she wished for all of the children of the world to be safe. One hour later, michael Jackson died.

pinkuggs4ever 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 22:55

Damnnnnnnnn Listen. I am so so so sorry for you, O truly am. Like this is the most heart filled sorry I have ever given. I almost cried when I read this

naja_12168 3

Sunday 5 July 2009 4:14

Not remotely funny number 300. In fact, it's extremely disrespectful.

Hjelloo 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 7:31

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

jazz419 0

Monday 6 July 2009 5:22

i say you keep the tickets. he will be remembered as the greatest popstar. ii miss him.

ZzXx_WrA_xXzZ 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 7:08

RIP Michael I doubt he ever touched children

themanistheman 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:38

More like F Michael's Life. Considering he's dead and all..

Nando09 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 4:49

Dang man that sucks yeah something similar happend in my family so i feel the loss and the money too of course. r.i.p michael!

nickerbockers3 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 17:48

FYL. That sucks, but still- people are going crazy to buy the tickets as a momento so get on ebay and try and hock them, you might get some of your money back if whoever you got them from doesn't do refunds. RIP MJ, he was a legend.