Holidays: Today, my brother and I were going to give our parents their...

By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, my brother and I were going to give our parents their anniversary gift which cost us over $3000. The gift was a trip to London in August to see a show on Michael Jackson's comeback tour. FML

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By Annabelle - 05/07/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML

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By Jess-zee - 10/05/2009 20:42 - Canada

Today, I took my mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, my little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He's 20 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2018 19:00

Today, after planning 4 months in advance and spending almost $600 to cover everyone's tickets to the event center, all of my siblings decided to bail on my 30th birthday celebration because driving 3 hours is too much. FML

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By andrie09 - 07/07/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, my mom told me I was a bad daughter because I didn't get anything for my parents' anniversary. I just sent my brother a check for $400 for my share of their gift. FML

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By AH. - 07/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I told my parents that all I wanted for my 18th birthday was to go to a restaurant in NYC for a nice dinner. My parents said no, because it would cost too much money. I came home to see my parents had bought a huge TV for $800. We already have 3 televisions. FML

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By secondchild - 12/07/2019 14:00

Today, my parents spent more time, money, and effort on my boyfriend's birthday present than they ever have on any of mine. FML

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By disneyworld - 14/02/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney World, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML

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By Kolkata - 05/08/2012 23:25 - Canada

Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML

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Pete Townshend has a lot to answer for

By FML4evs - 10/04/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML

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thatguy7 0

Friday 26 June 2009 23:17

That sucks, I hope you can get your money back.

lukewarmocha 0

Friday 26 June 2009 23:18

dang that sucks. knew somebody had to post this though...

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xenophobicrazor 0

Friday 26 June 2009 23:36

you could always give me the tickets[; haha, just joking, okay not really, but that does kinda suck. hmm, you should still give them the tickets, lots to do in london, honey.

musigreg 0

Friday 26 June 2009 23:37

I LOVE(D) MICHAEL JACKSON :(

Battledog5006 0

Friday 26 June 2009 23:38

Dude you know those tickets are going to be so valuable now that he wont be doing anymore concerts, keep the tickets!!

Vampire_princess 0

Friday 26 June 2009 23:40

If your lucky, they'll give out refunds

JarJarBinks_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 23:41

Send the tickets with someone going to hell :>. This is a joke by the way, in case some mj fanatics want to go ape-shit on this post

missbrunettgirl 0

Friday 26 June 2009 23:53

That stinks. You can get a refund though and I'm sure a trip to london would still be fun for them =)

DangerousBabee 0

Friday 26 June 2009 23:56

Phukk. The Kinq Of Pop..I Hope He's In Heaven Moonwalking It Up There. Much Love...

Grimmerie 31

Sunday 20 February 2011 8:31

q and g are different letters.

YallNoobs 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 0:01

didn't that concert get cancelled a long time ago?

ImAKlutz15 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 15:55

No, I think it was that Michael was working out to look good for his tour and he was using pain killers and the stuff he was using may have given him the heart attack. I don't know if this is true, but that's what all my friends told me. RIP Michael Jackson King of Pop!