Geek: Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS...

By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 03:28 - United States - Salem

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

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By baberuth - 19/06/2015 22:21 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 14:19

Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML

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By BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2017 04:30

Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

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By overexcited - 02/02/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2024 06:00 - United States - Cary

Today, while playing Mario Wonder on my Switch, I missed a very simple jump at the end of a level and in response, slammed my foot down, hard. Unfortunately, my foot collided with a loose beam on my desk, causing it to break. My dad found out and told my mom, and now they've taken away my Switch for the day. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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Mario Kart is serious business

By Anonymous - 25/08/2014 05:44 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

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By MLGreco - 14/10/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

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lukeluke2112 14

Sunday 26 October 2014 14:50

At least it wasn't a green shell

yoursucklives 36

Sunday 26 October 2014 14:50

sounds like he has some anger issues. aaaaand i can imagine that a nintendo ds can leave a nice mark on your face. hope it's only a minor injury!

Comments

PrincessesCrown 17

Sunday 26 October 2014 17:16

I understand your brothers frustration Rainbow Road makes me very upset too.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Sunday 26 October 2014 18:10

More like FHL! Do you know how frustrating MarioKart can be?? Have some sympathy, OP, geez...

GamerPerson 19

Monday 27 October 2014 12:01

If you are at the point where you throw you system across the room it's time for one of two things: A. Time to stop playing Or B. Get into anger management classes. And before you ask, yes, I HAVE played it. It's annoying as **** to be shrunk, red shelled AND blue shelled all at the same time. Do I bitch about it? Hell yeah, I do! But I'm not going to break my shit over it because then that'll be money out of MY pocket to pay something that I should be about to control. The point is: Games are fun, but they all have those frustratingly hard parts in them. If you don't go into a game with this in mind, considered yourself ******.

melinaaaaaa_fml 3

Sunday 26 October 2014 18:58

Fun

Frenchtony 17

Sunday 26 October 2014 19:20

Toss him a banana !

mollypop35 28

Sunday 26 October 2014 20:22

That sounds like something my brother would do XD

hellowisaid 15

Sunday 26 October 2014 20:25

Tripppyyy

Kazze 31

Monday 27 October 2014 0:17

Here's a short haiku about Mario Kart: Are you kidding me? Who the **** threw that blue shell? I will **** you up! Hope you weren't hurt that bad, OP. I also hope your brother got in trouble for that.