Kids: Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth...

By G. Briones - 23/11/2011 19:14

Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML

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By DENTALITY - 23/05/2015 11:06 - Norway

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

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By laptitesouris - 31/03/2013 23:35 - France - Pertuis

Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2015 14:11 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me he had a present for me. It was his tooth, which he had pulled out a few minutes before. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By uglychick - 05/09/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML

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By being a fairy is hard - 28/10/2021 08:00

Today, my daughter lost a tooth. I wanted to make the Tooth Fairy experience extra special, so I dipped her doll's feet in paint to leave “tracks” from the window to her bed. As I was adding the finishing touches and spreading glitter, I tripped on a toy, faceplanted and lost my own tooth. FML

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By snapped - 13/11/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes, and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later, she pulled out a tooth and put it under her pillow. I came in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML

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By shoelace18 - 06/09/2009 04:19 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old swallowed her loose tooth, which she was going put under her pillow for the toothfairy. My wife then told her 'what goes in must come out'. And now everytime she does number 2, she makes me dig for her lost tooth. FML

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By EarScentedCandle - 27/05/2018 09:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after watching Shrek, my little brother started collecting his earwax to make it into a candle like Shrek did. I can’t get him to throw it away even after bribing him with bags of candy. FML

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Jimster1712 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:18

At least its better than Hebert the pedophile showing up in his room....

dtbomb 3

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:19

O man if the Rock came into my room I would be scared shitless because he is massive

Comments

jaff23 11

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:27

Take his tooth so the Rock comes to your room!

ohthatgirl 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:27

Awwwww

FMLsOhilarious 6

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:29

How is this an FYL? Who cares what your little brother thinks? Kids will believe what they want and then they'll grow up and realize it's not true. I really don't see how this is bad or an FYL...

caligirl6808 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:30

lmfao

freakizoid_fml 5

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:30

At least pedo bear won't show up? But the Rock is still awesome;)

afulks78 11

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:30

Haha ! Favorite :)

caranina 15

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:31

omg if he showed up in my room .... ew , imagine what those big hands could do :s

unhappybitch 8

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:36

What do you mean by " imagine what those big hands could do" O.o

flagg1888 3

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:46

63. Do we need to have a talk about the birds and the bees?? If so, then the simple answer is they like to ****! And she wants the rock!

PElexander 5

Thursday 24 November 2011 2:39

Lmao nice

ilovebigtimerush 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 3:26

That's gross. No one wants to know about your fantasies about what you would do with the rock. I doubt he would ever even go for you if it was possible that you met him.

Oliveeater 7

Thursday 24 November 2011 3:44

Lol, 49, I agree

ohmandapants 16

Thursday 24 November 2011 4:53

Ew? I'd let him Rock Bottom me any day, I don't know what that "ew" is for.

sinking_fish 12

Thursday 24 November 2011 4:56

161- Thank you, Captain Obvious. Because the Rock is definitely going to go for a 15 year old girl. Give me a break.

Jesusespimp 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 7:35

I've got big hands.......just sayin

ilovebigtimerush 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:16

193- my point was that no one wants to hear her fantasies. Keep them to yourself. And you for one need to read my comment again. I said I DOUBT (which means I don't think) the rock would EVER EVEN GO FOR HER if it was possible that they ever met.

sinking_fish 12

Friday 25 November 2011 3:52

262- I don't need to read your comment again. I commented back based off of how I read it the first time. But anyhow, no need to argue, especially when I can see your point. Happy Turkey Day.