By Ihatemyfamily - 05/09/2016 21:46 - United States - Euless

Today, my brother's high school was having a soccer game against mine, and as a sign of good luck, I told him to "break a leg". He broke mine. FML
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Tripartita 44

This is why I always tell rivals to "give me a million dollars" prior to playing against them. I've gotten the weirdest looks and people are starting to talk behind my back, but it'll be worth it once I'm rolling in dough!

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SquilliamFancy 15

Why do you and your brother attend different schools? You're obviously within the same age range if you're rivaling one another, so... What gives?

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alaina1104 11

I'm hoping it was during the game at least?

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RichardPencil 30

That's only for theater, and even then, it's kind of falling out of favor. This is also why tricking your brother into saying "MacBeth" didn't work, either.

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Pepsiisbae 15

Well you told him to break a leg, never said whose leg though.

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hpandher 16

Apparently someone doesn't understand metaphor

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LyricaSilvan 29

I think this is why "break a leg" is traditionally used for theatre, rather than sports. Maybe if you had said "good luck," he wouldn't have taken it as a threat. In all seriousness, though, I hope you're okay. Get well soon.

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DarkAngelsBlade 25

As far as I know the break a leg is only a good luck saying in theater because saying good luck in theater is well bad luck.

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breanneruth_ 5

why do you and your brother attend different schools

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learntoteach 10

Breakfast a leg is for theatre, not sports.

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PsychoHanyo 7

to be fair, that saying's normally for the theater. guess you didn't think he'd take that advice literally. sorry OP

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