By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML
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DropTheDaggerxx 31

Well, maybe you should think it's funny to put some IcyHot in his hand lotion.

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squirell_AIDS69 0

If I were you I'd kick your brother square in the dick!

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stevenmx86 7

That is awful.. You should put a knife in his stomach and explain you were just trying to be funny...

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AQuickOne66 0

I find it interesting that your brother, Is still alive. He is executed now, right?

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RinaRina 9

Omg O_O what kind of brother would do that?! Fyl for having such a bad relationship with your own brother.

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perdix 29

Your brother isn't a prankster, he's a psychopath. He needs to be locked up in a looney bin or a jail. Rinse your eyes under running water for at least 15 minutes in each eye.

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evilhobbitofdoom 4

Oddly enough, I find myself agreeing with you. OP, depending on your brother's age and mental capacity, charge him with assault with intent to do bodily harm. You're lucky you didn't lose your vision with a prank like that. Also, be sure to see a doctor if you haven't already. Eyeballs are not to be messed with.

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kdbb 4

rub your brothers tooth brush on the inside of the toilet after you take a dump. never fails.

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WOGBRO 6

If he has a electric toothbrush well you know the rest.

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wriptidez 0

u should go to eye doc and make sure ur ok

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BTR_lover 1

*You should go to the doctor and make sure you're okay.

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Zombie65 0

#2 just about sums it up

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EvilDave 13

I suggest capsaicin ointment in his underwear.

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Jadian 4

Take apart his shower head, and hide a clear hard lifesaver candy in there. When he turns on the hot water, the candy will melt and leave a sticky residue all over his hair. Or feed him chocolate laxatives, remove all the lights from his bathroom, and put icy-hot on the toilet seat. He needs to pay for what he did to you. Messing around with someone's vision is not okay at all.

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OddBob 1

All I can say is, I'm sure glad none of my relatives have a sense of humor. Of course, that probably means I don't have one, either, but I guess that's an FML of my very own...

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