Health: Today, my brother told me to, "Stop bitching and get over it"...

By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 01:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my brother told me to, "Stop bitching and get over it" after I complained of pain from my stomach after invasive surgery. This from the guy who spends multiple hours a day playing Halo and whining about the stupid ways he got killed. FML

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By cunts, cunts everywhere - 11/03/2013 11:57 - Australia

Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a "no-good fucking whore", because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML

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By holy - 21/10/2009 21:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 10:34 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML

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By BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 14:01 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 06:28 - United States - Calhan

Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML

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By everore - 25/12/2012 18:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:56 - United States - Hermiston

Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML

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By Monster-in-law - 09/08/2017 16:30 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I got a call from my brother-in-law's doctor. Apparently he's made threats and fantasizes about killing me. "Notifying you is the protocol for things like this" he said, and ended the conversation with, "have a nice day." FML

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Sandsh8rk 36

Wednesday 22 July 2015 10:10

Punch him in the balls, then you can tell him to stop bitching.

Miss_Chevious 37

Wednesday 22 July 2015 10:14

Break his console and repeat after me, "Stop bitching and get over it."

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 22 July 2015 19:19

He needs to learn some sympathy

bapbap_fml 15

Wednesday 22 July 2015 19:20

Sounds like my brother. I just don't talk to him about my medical problems at all because he's a dick about it.

EsDeeCee 12

Wednesday 22 July 2015 20:15

Complaining won't do anything. But he still shouldn't be a hypocrite

DEATHLORD_fml 16

Wednesday 22 July 2015 20:43

Stupid hick. Kick 'em in the balls. Then get him to play World Of Warcraft, cause halo is shit.

ouijacorn 9

Wednesday 22 July 2015 21:11

Offer to slice open his abdomen and see how he feels afterwards. It's never cool to mock a pain that you have not personally experienced.

killigan 12

Wednesday 22 July 2015 21:22

Who plays halo anymore?

tediruxe 13

Wednesday 22 July 2015 21:55

Next time he starts up tell him to stop being a pussy and it's not the end of the world. If you can record it, upload it WITH his name and tell him that's what happens to girls who act like a wussy. Then just ignore him. I would record it and then post it on his facebook. Let him deal with it.