By thatguy8878 - 26/06/2015 20:41 - United States - Smethport

Today, my brother tried cremating our deceased cat. In the oven. My nose has killed itself. FML
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thatguy8878 14

My little brother is five, and, yes, it has been discussed with him why that was a terribad idea for those of you who asked.

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blahblah005 16

wtf is wrong with ur brother ? thats terrible

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Comments

pleasedie 22

Sorry OP, the death of a pet is always bad but it seems your genius of a brother has somehow made the situation worse

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Dartual 8

That's ****** up. At least he didnt actually set it on fire...

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chinaski7628 32

Setting it on fire would have made more sense than trying to bake it....

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mads_nicole 19

Jesus...someone might want to talk to your brother!

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MissEmma_fml 22

You may want to consider sending him to a different school... Or a mental health institution

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whassallt26 13

If he was young maybe he didn't nose what he was doing

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FusionPlacebo 26

He starts with animals and goes onto humans next.

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Nooblah 15

I was pretty sure that humans classified as mammals. You know, the type of animal?

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worldsanchor 5

It would never work at regular cooking temp. You have to put in self cleaning mode to do it right, if available. ;-)

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MidnaLink 33

Don't give the idiot brother ideas…

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artistswife 19

Oven Self clean temperature is 900°F Cremation temperature is 1400 to 1800°F

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Ichiya 29

So it just needs 2 cycles then right?

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