By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 16:59 - United States - Harker Heights

Spicy
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
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Sampe101 15

There's no way that could have gone worse

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sonasonic 34

The real problem is if he questioned you or not.

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RedCronos 17

Ctrl+Shift then T

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VoldooPed 20

Why are people downvoting this? Like it may not be helpful now but it's the hot key for bringing back up the last closed tab, so it would have been able to prove that OP wasn't jacking to his mother.

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naajster 14

Let's change perspective for a moment : "Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to my Mom's Facebook profile. FML."

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four0seven 22

Weird!! The date is recent but I recall reading this fml long time ago.

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aconsultant 9

nobody wonders why he was on his mom's fb page anyway. Sounds creepy to me. o_0

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tarlax 11

You must have a really demented mind if you find that creepy.

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Jonjon554 16

Maybe he was on the family computer

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Shade0000 9

Who in their right mind would use a family computer to watch ****? So many things could go wrong if they were.

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sweetbliss3 37

you already got caught, so what's the point of closing the ****?

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yerawizardlizzy 27

That's what I was thinking! His dick's already out so what difference does ir make?

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Iam20OrOlder 2

Could have been far worse, if your mother is the one who walked in

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DeMamp 15

#1 well, he could have killed his grandma with his semen...

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ALittleFreak 15

Obviously nobody got your reference. AP support bro. Thumbs up!

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DeMamp 15

Thank you, at least one person got it...

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arano 29

So you were on your mom's Facebook profile and then just decided to jerk off...? Kind of a weird time to get horny.

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