By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 16:59 - United States - Harker Heights

Spicy
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 407
You deserved it 6 754

Same thing different taste

Top comments

There's no way that could have gone worse

sonasonic 34

The real problem is if he questioned you or not.

Comments

ALittleFreak 15

The only thing worse is if your brother said "Oh my god I thought I was the only one."

Why close the tab if he already seen you? Stare into his soul and keep jerking, since he obviously didn't knock... Unless you were out in the open then YDI

Omfg he thought u were jerking off to ur moms Facebook. Ohhhh that must have sucked

fragmen52 18

Windows key + d and make sure you have an normal desktop background

Did you look her dead in the and say "I've been baaaad mommy"?

Hopefully he assumed you had closed the tab you were actually using...

P*rn would have been easier to explain

tarlax 11

Did you really just censor the word "****"?

On the other hand: "Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to our mother's facebook profile. FML"