Transportation: Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead...

By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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By Joey - 24/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Tampa

Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML

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Thanks dude!

By Megan - 11/07/2023 12:00

Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML

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By ggbhghggg - 18/11/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

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By someone - 09/12/2013 12:59 - United States - Mogadore

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

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By MERRY FUCKMYARSEMASS - 26/12/2013 20:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By ZZ - 30/06/2009 03:01 - Canada

Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:20

What a nice assumption you made there.

eggjuggler 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:26

Wow. Even Mr. Rogers wouldn't want you as a neighbor now.

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njgurl121 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 22:18

next time u might wanna look at who is beeping before u start cursing lol

AtOmiK_R3ApEr 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 0:26

OHHHH NO TWO WHOLE MILES OMG THATS LIKE ILLEGAL stop whining

irelandbuddy 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 0:40

Seriously like...typical american.....being stupid!!!!!!!!!!! Cop on to yourself....you actually expect sympathy for that???

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 15 June 2012 21:40

I know I'm a little late but "typical American"? Way to be judgmental, asshole.

dirtyrussian97 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 6:53

stupid

TommySixx81 0

Friday 6 August 2010 1:12

Pft. I walk 3 miles every day, up hill going to and from work. Keeps you fit lazy beeyotch!

fml22221 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 19:11

I wouldve done the same thing if I were ur neighbor

fml22221 0

Monday 9 August 2010 3:57

I'd do the same.

hateevryone 14

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:01

sweetie, look next time before you automatically assume that you're being made fun of

Snorlax_Snarf 10

Tuesday 22 April 2014 23:09

Two miles isn't that much anyways. That's about a 45 minute walk. You're kind of a dick..

201chasew 22

Friday 10 October 2014 23:48

I would drive off as well, you dick.

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Same thing different taste

Thanks dude!

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