By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 21:54 - United States

Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML
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tacobird123 7

HAHAHA COOKIE MONSTER MUGGED YOU XD

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tacobird123 7

HAHAHA COOKIE MONSTER MUGGED YOU XD

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Schizomaniac 24

That's not being mugged.

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MrSassypants 32

well op might have been mugged if his car wi ndow has been hit by a mug :) I know it's stale but I "had" to say it.

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Prototype12 0

I wouldve stole the cookie too!

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pandalovesreggae 0

haha Cookie Monster or really stoned teenager?

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KingDingALing 9

Mmmmm...cookies:) I want a cookie now...

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Iskaria 0

I was thinking the same thing it had to be the cookie monster to go to that much trouble for a single cookie :P

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daywalker26 0

definitely cookie monster!! he was hopped up on smack (from snuffy) looking for any and all cookies!

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flashback.miss 28

who stole the cookies from the cookie jar! XD anyway... @ OP: Life comes at ya fast dont it? right get it repaired insurance, insurance. good luck to you.

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gibby1235 6

36- really? u could either be an undercover cop, a child molester, or a very lonely teenager or grown woman (which makes it even worse). here's some advice... get the **** off this site if your looking for that because in case u haven't noticed this is fml not a **** exchange website. p.s.- to all you guys out there don't fall for this because for all we know she could be a man.

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zkchild 0

Now all he needs is to find a car with milk.

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Mehness 0

87 - How is he a moron? Seems sensible to me.

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iGrenade 0

98, 66 is a moron because he's too stupid to realize it's a spambot.

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xalerion 0

dyk the cookie monster actually ate rice cakes more than anything else? this message has been brought to you by the letters f and...

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MrSassypants 32

36 I will (Ima send her a pic of a banana)

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kitkat216 0

The funniness of posting this on FML for lulz? Priceless.

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DaleksAreEpic 0

Well, that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

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FunnyWeasel 7

There could be one person who would break into a car for a cookie...the cookie monster.

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tacobird123 7

hahahahaha now that's a win.

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Tapioo1337 0

at #30 she didnt say there was chiken ,grapejuice or watermelon but still dosent surprise me you would steal...not that im racist or anything...

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Elixa 0

#226 why would you make a comment like that? it's so unnecessary, I'm sure he's probably not even offended, he's probably immune to racist attention ****** like you. Smarten up it's the it's 2010!!

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TheOtherNewest1 6

Naaah, she's probably a woman. With a penis.

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Elixa 0

244, I think you got the wrong fml haha

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Elixa 0

247 I could ask you the same thing! you don't even have a pic period.

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bagginzy 14

What, OP, did you want the thief to steal something more expensive?

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PizzaGuy11 0

i would be the one to dress up like him.

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screwball111 0

if u leave cookies in the. oven too long they could burn! mhm. ~yur welcome!

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legonut6 0

Did you get his fingerprints and t-shirt and all? Is he so dumb, is he really dumb, for real?

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iAccidentally 8

Well, he won't have to come and confess because OP is looking for him. OP gonna find him, he gon find him...

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andrewjw 0

so he can run and tell THAT, homeboy. ahahaa

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LeoFML 1

Cuz' they jackin yo shit, homeboy.

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redoxy_fml 0

omg! 77 is Justin Bieber!! let's get him!! >:(

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meredithxjane 0

my car was attacked by some idiot in the projects

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tacocannon99 5

77 isn't there. that may be an iPod glitch though...

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LittleMissSusie 0

They must have had a case of the om nom nom's!!

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jakii_ 0

nigga how do you notice a cookie missing from your car?

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ohthebloodygore 16

107, ouch. Is that an insult?

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jakii_ 0

no. you guys >.< It was sarcasm. i'm almost positive he's just as gorgeous as he seems.

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caleb_m91 1

so change your insurer ? should of bought a new door from the car wreckers.

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TibbysMusic 1

Why would the OP even claim it for a cookie?

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justanotherbird 19

Something similar happened to me, but I didn't go through the insurance company because of the ridiculous spike. I didn't even have anything to steal. &gt;:(

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iluvchanman 0

jakii, I feel like you need to stop looking at and then commenting on people's profile pictures.

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st0815 9

Yeah I was wondering about that, too - with a $40/month increase, she's losing money after 15 months. If she doesn't get a huge rebate, maybe she can make the claim and then switch insurance companies.

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LeFrogDog 27

could have been a diabetic with low blood sugar.....

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Charlotteeexx 0

then they would be in deperate need of it wouldn't they?

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mg211 0

yes they were in desperate need of a cookie poor diabetic person

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bigbadtim 7

When you crave cookies, you really crave cookies.

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goldhighways 0

hahaha! wow all that work just for a cookie! that sucks for you op! ;(

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TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

those girlscouts are crazy man

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stewpididiot 11

you gotta pay up to the GSM (girl scout mafia) BITCH !!!

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nadia716 3

and that's the way the cookie crumbles op :]

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SaintE_fml 0

where are my posts, hit me nice piercings

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nadia716 3

lol i love that movie :]

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