Transportation: Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke...

By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 21:54 - United States

Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML

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By ScrewedForCheapBag - 14/03/2013 08:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 04:58 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML

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By Eli - 14/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML

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By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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By nomorecookies - 06/08/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

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By Animal_aide - 07/01/2010 18:42 - Canada

Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML

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We gave already

By Lou - 08/05/2024 20:00 - Germany - Berlin

Today, someone broke into the underground parking garage. They ignored the Mercedes, the old and new BMWs and the Porsche, and smashed the window of my Fiat 500. They stole a 5€ note. Repair costs: 400€. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 14:00

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML

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By ummWhat? - 23/12/2018 02:00

Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML

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tacobird123 7

Sunday 17 October 2010 1:12

HAHAHA COOKIE MONSTER MUGGED YOU XD

docscientist 9

Sunday 17 October 2010 1:13

Was the perp big, furry, and blue?

Comments

salem994 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 19:44

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cookie monster fyl

Rockey 3

Sunday 17 October 2010 20:12

Similar to Chappelle's stand-up where he said a crackhead broke his window and stole a chocolate bar. Makes you wonder.

ugh_a_lug 7

Sunday 17 October 2010 22:38

damn that must've been one good cookie

Gotdirt 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 22:44

WIN.

ahole1212 3

Sunday 17 October 2010 22:55

well, would it have been any better if the thief stole your phone, laptop, mp3/ipod or you wallet? you should accualy be thankfull that the thief didnt steal something of big value...

howipostfml 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 23:55

You deserve it for not leaving the car unlocked for me. You deserve it for not personally handing me the cookie. You deserve it for owning a car. You deserve it for having windows.

Cashtangoteam 10

Monday 18 October 2010 1:47

...FML: Pricless

oakeidoakei 9

Monday 18 October 2010 2:35

And THAT's why you never leave your chocolate chip cookie in the car.

SuperNinjaa 0

Monday 18 October 2010 2:48

LMFAO IM WEARING A COOKIE MONSTER SHIRT this made my day

MonkeySpeaks 4

Monday 18 October 2010 3:01

That recently happened to me. They broke in looking for the GPS system (which I never leave in my car) and took nothing. You should not have gone through insurance though. It cost me 600 to fix the car, but bc I didn't go through insurance (considering a deductible is usually 500) I saved.