By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 21:54 - United States

Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML
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tacobird123 7

HAHAHA COOKIE MONSTER MUGGED YOU XD

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TibbysMusic 1

steal a cookie LIKE A BOSS. I love that song :D

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skyeyez9 24

A stoner broke into your car cause he had the munchies.

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didoca 0

are you certain? There aren't surcharges for Comprehensive losses and that's a lot for a just a rate increase- you should have just lost a discount for not having any claims- there has to be more to it than just that one claim

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brendensmama 3

hope it was a damn good cookie

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tacobird123 7

this is an fml because op lost a cookie :(

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Shrimpy35 4

All the money for the damages to the car?

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jazmixer 0

you should claim that more stuff was stolen to cover some of the loss.

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didoca 0

you know people really do go to jail for insurance fraud

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perdix 29

If you told the cops and your insurance company they stole 613 of those cookies, you coulda broke even.

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