Work: Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska.... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/12/2010 17:30 - United States

Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML

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By Somekindofcaleb - 11/09/2017 01:30

Today, my car died after I got off work at 1am. All of my coworkers had already left and nobody could come out to jump my car. I had to walk the 3 miles home in a torrential downpour. FML

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Matias_Says_FML 4

Friday 17 December 2010 22:31

Poor pizzas.

GlacierNerd 2

Friday 17 December 2010 22:33

Ouuch. I live in Alaska too (Fairbanks). Not good when the weather's -40! I hope you get it fixed soon haha

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katierhol 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 15:24

i dont believe you lmao

cja101 8

Saturday 18 December 2010 18:54

so wat America deal with snow a hell of a lot better than Britan our govenment r useless u can drive on ur roads safely we can't. but on the kind side hope u get ur heater fixed soon

sikkar 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 20:04

You ******* deliver pizzas in....... Alaska ? Can't find a better job??? FUL + UDI .

boatkicker 4

Sunday 19 December 2010 7:08

I don't mind when people use "u" or "ur" (except in special circumstances.) but when you're making an acronym out of the words, the general rule is to use the first letter of the word, not the first letter of the abbreviation of the word. **** Your Life = FYL You Deserve It = YDI No UDI, no FUL.

bbboobbb 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 21:08

that's why you need heater insurance

azn4life69 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 21:43

you can now offer freshly made frozen pizzas!!

colony63 2

Saturday 18 December 2010 21:45

I live in Alaska too and it has been really cold here this last week(like 0 and -10)...i feel for you bud

Kehaulani1994 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 22:06

me an my friend went " awwwww sucks" after reading this haha. um wanna blanket?

lindsey1321 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 22:57

better invest in a snuggie

rickusa 1

Sunday 19 December 2010 1:43

I feel bad for the people that ordered from your place !!!

Sigh907 10

Wednesday 20 July 2011 11:45

Sad thing is , even in winter, I get customers who complain about how Hot the pizzas are, they almost burn their hands taking them from me!

907PRincess 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 3:56

I live in Alaska :) and driving without heat in the winter is a btch .

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