By NoBalls - 12/06/2009 00:23 - United States

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML
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evilmatty93 0

That guy had THE BEST CALL EVER! .... you got owned, big time.

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hamzy 0

Lol, gotta appreciate the humor. :D

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ShenziSixaxis 0

At least he offered you one of his. I don't know too many guys who'd do that.

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fobchick 0

That is epic! hahahaha we know who wears the pants in that relationship!

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rachelbrianna25 0

wahahahahahahaha! why would you have your windows down in a car like that? dude, seriously u kinda deserved that one.

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andreophile 0

The ideal thing to do is to pull out your knife and say, "Yes, please."

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saf_raman 0

You should've offered to blow him. That's what I would do.

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ddrluna 2

Meh, you should be secure enough with yourself to not let that sort of comment bother you. Men with attitudes like his are so unbelievably unattractive. You should have told him to mind his own business.

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CallMeHush 0

Next time throw the stuffed animals on the floor where they can't be seen, then you will only seem a little girlie.

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eilizlol 0

This is to add to my first comment, real men walk.

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