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By naps aren't what they used to be - 27/04/2013 22:05 - United States

Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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Women be shopping

By Krule - 04/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Redding

Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML

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By smileytheface - 06/12/2011 03:54 - United States

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

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By stolenbike - 14/06/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML

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You deserved it 3 937

By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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You deserved it 2 191

Stop! Thief!

By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 232

By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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You deserved it 2 657

By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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You deserved it 45 727

By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 17:20 - United States - Tacoma

Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML

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You deserved it 3 434

ashesanddust 8

Sunday 28 April 2013 3:07

It was probably done on purpose to teach you a lesson for napping on the job

waffule365 16

Sunday 28 April 2013 3:07

You should be doing your job better.

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CanadianCutie22 16

Sunday 28 April 2013 4:04

was the security guy doing his job?

Not_Impressed13 9

Sunday 28 April 2013 4:39

Just gonna go out on a limb here and guess "no"

chanellgymnast 17

Sunday 28 April 2013 4:07

Wake up!

aylatan_ 9

Sunday 28 April 2013 4:07

Please tell me you weren't working at the time

martinfml 8

Sunday 28 April 2013 4:10

Irony everywhere.

DippinGrizzly907 27

Sunday 28 April 2013 9:06

Double shot for this one guys!! *drink* *drink*

DrSo 15

Monday 29 April 2013 4:48

*double shot*

Zemmiphobia 11

Sunday 28 April 2013 4:19

When I first read it I thought FYL... but then I read the name

Koravel 10

Sunday 28 April 2013 4:24

Well you aren't that good at your job are you

nidie 7

Sunday 28 April 2013 4:24

No pay,not safe.

TheWorldGreatest 8

Sunday 28 April 2013 4:28

Boy I would never ask you to watch anything of mine!

Marmarfarfar 25

Sunday 28 April 2013 4:28

You should consider a career change.

mschmuty_fml 19

Sunday 28 April 2013 4:46

You fail at your job and should be fired

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Today, I finally got an interview for the job I want. The interviewer looked at my resumé and asked, "So, what have you been doing for the past 10 years?" I guess binge-watching Netflix wasn't the right answer. FML

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Today, I witnessed the most awful park job ever. Without thinking, I found a piece of paper and wrote on the back, "Nice park, asshole". Turns out it was an old airline boarding pass, and my name, address and phone number were neatly displayed with the message. FML

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Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face, I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice, I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML

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Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML

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Today, at physical therapy, I felt that all-too-familiar gurgle in my gut, but I thought it would a light, silent fart. I squatted for an exercise and shit my pants in front of the cute, single, male physical therapist. He definitely noticed. I still had 30 minutes left in the session. FML

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Today, while using the leg press at the gym, some guy thought he could use more weight than me since I look really young. He hurt himself. He then blamed me and tried to get me kicked out. FML

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Today, I helped this guy get into his truck after he'd locked his keys in it, and he said thank you and went on his way. Ten minutes later, a woman came out of the grocery store and freaked out, saying someone stole her truck. I helped a guy steal a truck. FML

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Same thing different taste

Women be shopping

Stop! Thief!

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