By Anonymous - 11/04/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my cat brought yet another chipmunk into our house. She never kills them, so they stay in our house until we either capture them or they escape. So far, she's brought in three squirrels, four chipmunks, four mice, and a snake. FML
I agree, your life sucks 489
You deserved it 67

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Gawrsh_youRhymed 0

that's one badass cat you have there!

Just keep them all in the house... the snake will eventually be the only one left.

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oh oh get the lawn mower lik that other person and do the same thing with the snake!

shinyandnew 1

Aw so cute, I love cats. I'm favoriting this.

buttshapedfruit 0

see, cats DO suck. there's been over 50 or even waaayy more fmls about cats and not even 10 having to do with dogs.

maybe thats because people are used to bad behaviour from dogs? just saying.

Sky_Mary 0

You suck Story, that's their way of loving because they look at you like other cats, and since cats eat small rodents they give them to you as gifts thinking that you'll like them, dogs don't give you gifts, if you think about it they want more than they give you, yes I know what you're supposed to give them love care food shelter, etc. but the same goes for a cat but at least a cat tries to repay you for it weather or not you like they think you'll like it, dog's may fetch, but cats show affection which is something anything intelligent needs, unlike all you cat haters for not seeing the cats point of view, and cats don't drink from the toilet, and no even if you clean a toilet, doesn't me it is actually clean, bacterium to over 200 per hour.

Sky_Mary 0

All you cat haters just say you hate cats because they rather be independant, than be trained to do stuff that may hurt them, dogs listen to you because you are their master but I would rather have an independant animal who knows what will hurt them than an animal who will do what you want even if you are hurting them, cats are smart too, if you look it up on a science proven site that can't be changed, you'll see that in recent research scientists have found out that cats are smarter than the average human being intelligence level. My cat knows how to open a door that is latched, and 2-4 times bigger than it, that's pretty inpressive for a being without thumbs, plus bringing you live rodents/ small reptiles is a way of them showing graditude and affection and them trying to foster parent you because they look at all beings as other types of relatives and if they see that you can't hunt they'll try to show you how to live in the wild on your own. They want you to learn how to hunt and beable to make sure you never starve. For all you cat haters out there learn more about the thing you hate, you may actually live to like it.