Animals: Today, my cat brought yet another chipmunk into our house. She...

By Anonymous - 11/04/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my cat brought yet another chipmunk into our house. She never kills them, so they stay in our house until we either capture them or they escape. So far, she's brought in three squirrels, four chipmunks, four mice, and a snake. FML

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Gawrsh_youRhymed 0

Monday 12 April 2010 2:47

that's one badass cat you have there!

imaginaryvoice 18

Monday 12 April 2010 3:26

Just keep them all in the house... the snake will eventually be the only one left.

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mama2b3 20

Monday 12 April 2010 2:58

haha thats hilarious and so cute! you have a humane cat so kind! lol

Sanrio90 8

Monday 12 April 2010 2:59

awww this is so cute!!

oddball1972 10

Monday 12 April 2010 2:59

kill the cat

SeeBrendenBurn 0

Monday 12 April 2010 3:02

Someone owns a Satan kitty.

wingedtoad 0

Monday 12 April 2010 3:04

Just wait for the snake to take care of the rest!

hellokeroppi 5

Monday 12 April 2010 3:05

bahahahahaha

croso88 5

Monday 12 April 2010 3:05

that's ucking awesome

SirWhatsHisFace 0

Monday 12 April 2010 3:07

Discipline your cat. Pussy whipped.

iWeirdbeing33 0

Monday 12 April 2010 3:09

lmao!!

JustAnotherKidTh 0

Monday 12 April 2010 3:09

i love cats

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