By Anonymous - 11/04/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my cat brought yet another chipmunk into our house. She never kills them, so they stay in our house until we either capture them or they escape. So far, she's brought in three squirrels, four chipmunks, four mice, and a snake. FML
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Gawrsh_youRhymed 0

that's one badass cat you have there!

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imaginaryvoice 18

Just keep them all in the house... the snake will eventually be the only one left.

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ttlyfmlduh 6

give the cat away to someone you hate

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aback 4

Indoor kitty. She'll keep the vermin out, instead of bringing them in. She'll live longer, too.

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kayla_nicole1695 0

was it alvin, simon, or theodor? lol

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was744 0

ydi for having a cat. get a blood hound. then you'll have no animal problems

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twilightfreak779 0

see, it's like a little animal rescuer lol

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MangeMoi_fml 0

Your cat doesnt want to be your pet anymore and its bringing you replacements.

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shadevil75 6

I had a cat that would do the same thing except with birds. She would bring them in all proud, then try to lay them at my feet. But the birds were alive and able-bodied and would fly around the apartment till I could chase them out with a broom. Sara was a good cat, though, and never used the litterbox. She would only "make" outside.

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phunky 0

She was trying to teach you to hunt those animals, like you were one of her kittens.

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