By Anonymous - 11/04/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my cat brought yet another chipmunk into our house. She never kills them, so they stay in our house until we either capture them or they escape. So far, she's brought in three squirrels, four chipmunks, four mice, and a snake. FML
I agree, your life sucks 489
You deserved it 67
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Gawrsh_youRhymed 0

that's one badass cat you have there!

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imaginaryvoice 18

Just keep them all in the house... the snake will eventually be the only one left.

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griff27 1

If it's such a big deal, kill the cat.

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DGAFprincess 0

sweet thang- be careful letting your dog put frogs in their mouth! idk where you live, but the ones here secrete some sort of hallucinagen that can actually kill them. I have a jrt who loves chasing them an poking them with her nose (I think she thinks they are squeaky toys because they squeak) and then a friend of mine told me about this.

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DGAFprincess 0

144- they can still be very easily hit by a car or injured in some other way. like I said, all those cats that enter my yard because they "asked" have a death sentence the second my dog sees them. plus, that's pretty irresponsible considering your cat probably ***** all over your neighbors' yards. I'm sure they love that. they have grasses you can buy at petco for your cats to eat. I always see them in the checkout lines. and as far as excersise goes, play with your damn cat! they can get the same amount of excersise indoors as they can out. and if you insist on letting your vermin out, they have cat kennels that are chain link and completely fenced in so your cat is protected from the elements and from ******** on other peoples' lawns

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DGAFprincess 0

then explain to me why my FRONT yard has cat shit on it this very moment. not all cats have access to litter boxes 24/7 and I'm sure your beloved kitties have dumped on someone elses property at one point or another. god damn, you're stupid!

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littlelemur 2

#175, some people think that having an indoor/outdoor cat means that they do not need to keep a litter box. These pet owners very specifically assume the cat will use the "great natural outdoor litter box" and keep their home smelling nice and fresh. Yes, there are truly cat owners lazy enough and inconsiderate enough to let their pet poop all over the neighborhood.

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DGAFprincess 0

263-thank you. but she seems to be a bit thick headed and believes she knows everything. she also believes her precious kitty doesn't hunt or poop in ppl's yards when she let's them out!

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Obelia 3

Honestly, what do you expect? The cat is doing what comes naturally to it. If you let your cat out then you have to expect it will do these things. I've had many cats over the years, some did this kind of behaviour, others didn't but if you want a cat you have to understand that these things can and will happen and not moan about it when it does. I choose to keep my current cat in 24/7 because we live on a busy street....you choose to let yours run wild and bring things into the house. Sorry but no sympathy coming from me for this one.

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Dave0418 0

So cute！I love cats and all ilttle animals.

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bones98 0

cats suck but I hope u like ur dead pets

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RedPillSucks 31

Some animals teach their offspring to hunt by bringing wounded animals to them so that they learn how to kill their meals. You, madam, have failed..... Your cat is very disappointed.

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crazyblonde02 0

most cats bring home/kill little animals. I have a cat myself and before I let her in I always make sure she didn't bring anything with her. u should do the same

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