By Anonymous - 29/01/2011 08:09 - France

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 506
You deserved it 4 481

Same thing different taste

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Toasters a new weapon for murder now. What is the world coming to...

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twirlingqueen4u 0

I like what u did there. maybe that person should take over the company. ;)

wettcherry 0

I feel bad 4 u but this is hilarious. especially sum of these comments, wow. sorry 4 ur lost but I, cant, stop, laughin!!

twirlingqueen4u 0

I like what u did there. maybe that person should take over the company. ;)

twirlingqueen4u 0

I like what u did there. maybe that person should take over the company. ;)

Your cat did not die of heart attack. No offense but if you knew anything about veterinary medicine you would know cats cannot physically get heart attacks. Your cat dying as the toaster went off, just a sad coincidence.

I just assumed you were wrong, until I googled that. Cats very rarely get heart attacks because they aren't susceptible to coronary blockage. And that is what I learned today.

I'm sorry for your loss but that's hilarious!