Animals: Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a... - FML

By Anonymous - 29/01/2011 08:09 - France

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

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By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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Bad day?

By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 11:01

Today, after waking up to a spilled bottle of juice on my clothes, I heard my ex died. Whilst baking cookies to distract myself, I melted my work laptop on the toaster. FML

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By thebravelittletoaster - 20/03/2011 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML

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By 12693 - 24/10/2012 17:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML

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Poor Despereaux

By Squeak - 06/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Bragg

Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML

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By a cat named tiddles - 30/03/2017 00:00

Today, my cat looked like it was about to puke, so I put it outside. Unhappy with the situation, it leaped on to the kitchen window ledge and squeezed in through the open window, only to projectile vomit mid-leap all over the kitchen counter. I found a hairball in the butter. FML

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By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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RIP

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

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CitrusGirl 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:06

That cat's a pussy.

aryan_chris 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:10

Toasters a new weapon for murder now. What is the world coming to...

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bubbarific 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 23:38

heart cattack ftw!!!

gnrgirl09 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 23:41

sorry about your cat op... But damn #17. That was a major win with that comment.

flossybaben 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 23:53

haha funny

TheOptimist 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 23:56

I'm pretty sure it was toast that popped out of the toaster. Bread is the stuff that goes in, not the stuff that pops out.

jencyz 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 0:02

thts saddd

moshmosh 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 0:10

:(

Kittehx3 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 0:15

.....

ex_stripper_jk 20

Sunday 30 January 2011 0:21

Oh my gosh, that's f-ing hilarious! **she says as she coddles her own kitten who's still alive**

XoOxKaiRaWrxOoX 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 0:53

and got a side of toast

shakleton82 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 0:55

sorry that the cat died but holy cow I did laugh as did the girl and her mum a bus yes a car yes or an old lady who hates cats and puts it in a wheelie bin yes but toast OMG

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