Animals: Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 14:22 - United States - Audubon

Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML

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By ouch - 26/03/2011 02:27

Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML

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By HHIChica - 17/09/2009 11:14 - United States

Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML

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By murphy22 - 24/08/2012 09:33 - United States - Norman

Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML

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By Neutered - 27/11/2012 19:52 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML

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Relax

By lyssthemiss - 22/09/2015 10:51 - United States - Joliet

Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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Rescue cat

By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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The betrayal of floof

By Chris - 12/06/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to give my cat a bath after he got into the attic and got covered in all sorts of shit. Halfway through, he freaked out, jumped out of the tub, and ran around the house dripping wet. He then hid under my bed, and I had to practically dismantle it to get him out. Now my bedroom smells like wet fur and broken trust. FML

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By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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Poor little guy

By anonymous - 16/09/2022 02:30 - United States - Maryville

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML

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Dracoboxer357 35

Tuesday 26 March 2013 18:46

Whatever gets your pussy wet then, Op. ;P

Roskosity 22

Tuesday 26 March 2013 18:50

Wanna know how I got these scars...?

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MooseKnuckle5150 13

Tuesday 26 March 2013 18:59

You should name the cat Happiness.

MooseKnuckle5150 13

Tuesday 26 March 2013 23:50

I heard long ago that happiness was a wet p*ssy.

perdix 29

Tuesday 26 March 2013 19:00

Yeah! You mean that bathtubs are for freaking you out? This is why I never take baths.

deathtothepix 26

Tuesday 26 March 2013 22:12

yeah that's why ;)

trumpet27 1

Friday 10 February 2017 5:25

Oh. I see ............. (No I don't. That's unsanitary)

cb1002630 11

Tuesday 26 March 2013 19:01

How many limbs are you now missing OP?

cb1002630 11

Tuesday 26 March 2013 19:16

That tricky bastard.

Joe9024 20

Wednesday 27 March 2013 3:44

Chuck Norris cat

gracehi 31

Tuesday 26 March 2013 19:07

My cat likes to drink my bathwater. O.o

jambupapoy 5

Tuesday 26 March 2013 19:15

That doesn't sound too healthy..

not_a_robot 15

Tuesday 26 March 2013 19:59

My cat only drinks water out of a sink... I guess there are some cats that are just wierd.

klovemachine 24

Tuesday 26 March 2013 19:08

I guess the cat had (lowers sunglasses) cat-scratch fever B-)

ThatPlankton 15

Tuesday 26 March 2013 19:10

Bathtub cat is watching you **********

jambupapoy 5

Tuesday 26 March 2013 19:13

What's up with these crazy cats. First nick knocking and opening doors. Now this? There is just no such thing as privacy when owning a cat, is there!?

xeka 10

Tuesday 26 March 2013 19:31

Perfect. So it has begun then.

Leasha3 14

Tuesday 26 March 2013 19:41

Now I just want to look up hilarious cat videos for hours

olpally 32

Tuesday 26 March 2013 20:03

That's definitely a catastrophe!

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