By DeeZeeMb - 07/12/2015 21:04 - Slovenia - Maribor

Today, my cat managed to digest some of the grass she ate. This makes her poop come out daisy-chained, and sometimes leaves a piece dangling from her ass on a string of grass. Then she runs around like crazy until it falls off, if possible on my bed. I had to catch her and pull it out by hand. FML
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DeeZeeMb 21

When this happens, and it's a regular occurance, she goes crazy. She starts to run, then drops her ass on the ground and slides a little, decorating my flor with streaks of poop.

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0mysteriousman0 22

Just a different way to decorate for Christmas really...

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shnoel14 21

If you have pets it's always a good idea to keep gloves on hand and easily accessible. For reasons such as this. I learned that the hard way.

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DeeZeeMb 21

I didn't use my bare hand, but some toilet paper. She squirmed when i was pulling it out, then ran away. At least it didn't end up on my bed this time.

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shnoel14 21

At least you had something to use and you saved it from being all over your bed. Cats are weird.

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Sandsh8rk 36

Thanks OP, I didn't want to eat today anyway.

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negb 30

I was eating salad when I read this...

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SpawnofAthena 16

If tying knots in the military has taught me one thing, Daisy chains are the easiest to un-do.

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Adam_Power58 16

That kind of situation happened before to my cat but it was a roll of twine/string , and at one point it was coming out both ends....

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Talis99 26

The joys of pet ownership.

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mds9986 24

You'll get through it OP, the grass is greener on the other side.

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derangedplanet 23

I really doubt it is. this grass is considerably more shit stained on the other side

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fpants2010 18

The cat we had when I was little used to eat the plastic Easter basket grass and the same thing would happen. I found it humorous to watch my mom pull grass from the cat's ass.

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InnocenceBlue 37

This happened to me once when my cat ate my dressing gown draw string (she loves to eat non-edible things for some bizarre reason). It was so long and yes, I had to pull it out by hand while my cat yowled in a demented way. >_

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writerchic85 25

Don't let your cat outside to eat grass and that solves your problem.

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PrincessPenelope_fml 9

Please be careful when pulling things out of your cat's butt. Grass is relatively short so this should be fine, but strings and other long items (my cat ate a ribbon once) can be stuck in the colon. If you pull on it, you risk damaging your cat's intestines. It is better to cut the dangling part off and take it to the vet! All the best to you and your cat! :)

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mamasita40 13

#32 is right. I went to vet tech school & anything other than poop hanging out of a cats ass like ribbon, string etc should not be yanked out. It could be wrapped around an organ & even a single strand of hair can slice through tissue. So don't pull it out, go to your vet. Your cat will thank you.

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