By DeeZeeMb - 07/12/2015 21:04 - Slovenia - Maribor

Today, my cat managed to digest some of the grass she ate. This makes her poop come out daisy-chained, and sometimes leaves a piece dangling from her ass on a string of grass. Then she runs around like crazy until it falls off, if possible on my bed. I had to catch her and pull it out by hand. FML
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DeeZeeMb 21

When this happens, and it's a regular occurance, she goes crazy. She starts to run, then drops her ass on the ground and slides a little, decorating my flor with streaks of poop.

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0mysteriousman0 22

Just a different way to decorate for Christmas really...

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Jhk9000 23

Not news, if youre a dog owner. Not a FML worthy.

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radiocaf 29

Oh. My. GOD. I have to do this all the time with our two miniature Dachshunds, bane of my existence. Grass, Hair, Twine, they eat anything that will make me have to pull poop out of their ass ever so carefully in case the hair is wrapped somewhere it shouldn't. Even took an expensive trip to the vet once, :/ FYL OP, and FML too!

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ShyVi 18

First I thought you said cow, so I reread it. Cat makes much more sense.

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elcee1987 18

I imagine it does. If it were a cow, you could just stick your whole arm right up its poop chute.

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Msraina 8

I've hit the point post-pregnancy where my hair has started falling out like crazy. my cat does the same thing but with my hair.

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FMLMaximus 23

That point post-pregnancy sucks! I was worried ALL my hair was coming out because there was just so much!

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combsjon 3

my cat does the same with the icicles you can put on Christmas trees, we love the look of it, until she eats it and runs around with the poop covered icicle sticking out of her ass

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Railroader 16

and this is why my cats are indoor cats.

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Sadistic_Siren 6

Even having them be indoor cats doesn't help much. I was sewing one time and put the needle and thread down to check something, got distracted and my poor little moron of a cat ate it (needle and all :( ). We watched over her forever until we saw the needle and thread neatly embeded in her poop in the litter box. It's a wonder she survived without puncturing something :/

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