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By Jack W. - 09/12/2015 19:26 - United States

Today, my cat regurgitated his food right on top of a heating vent located on my floor. Now the whole house smells like hot vomit. FML

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Tripartita 44

Thursday 10 December 2015 1:53

The first person to make a cat food that smells like flowers when vomited will be rich.

Sphanz 17

Thursday 10 December 2015 1:16

That really sucks OP. Hopefully some candles or something can get rid of the smell. Good luck :P

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dannyschick 7

Thursday 10 December 2015 2:50

Turn off the heat lol

tigerisabelle 31

Thursday 10 December 2015 3:06

I pressed random and got this FML. I guess pets (and owners) never learn. "Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML" http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/18457240

HotFrosty 14

Thursday 10 December 2015 3:30

Cats are cute but they can be assholes.

captainsmegma 12

Thursday 10 December 2015 4:25

Break out the crackers I sense s party coming on!

W31rdG1rl 21

Thursday 10 December 2015 4:48

Wow. now thats just gross.

santas_cartel 3

Thursday 10 December 2015 4:50

cats. been tryin to **** up the human race since day 1. good luck OP you're gonna need it.

biloxi_girl 22

Thursday 10 December 2015 6:12

I've heard dryer sheets over the vents help make the house smell nice.

TheMathMajor 26

Thursday 10 December 2015 6:15

"Hot Vomit" is my new band name

court_soliz 11

Thursday 10 December 2015 6:57

Gross

live2loveurself 11

Thursday 10 December 2015 7:14

Looks like you've got a "hot mess" to deal with. Anyone? No? Okay.

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