By oh_lordy_me - 24/09/2015 17:53 - United States - Chicago

Today, my cat still loves me too much. He schedules his dumps for when I'm doing my makeup in the bathroom so he can stay with me. I either have to suffer the noxious odor or be late for work. This is a daily thing. FML
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oh_lordy_me 18

OP here! I would love to move his litter box but in a one bedroom apartment it's pretty useless, unless I want the smell in the bedroom or living room/kitchen! As for shutting the door, I probably should! Took me a little while to realize what he was doing, since this is a recent habit of his. The little turd (pun intended) used to chill with me as I was getting ready and him meowing outside of the door is annoying as hell. But, yeah, all in all, I vacate the premises for a few minutes, light a candle and all is good :)

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Top comments

lat187 18

I can't make brunch at 9, I have an 8:45 dump scheduled when Megan is doing her makeup.... I just really love her.

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FarFromHome_fml 17

What are you feeding him? It's not his fault...

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Comments

Laurieannuk 6

Errmmm...shut the door and don't let him in?

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writerchic85 25

Is there a particular reason you can't close the door and keep the cat out while you do this?

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Goblin182 26

If only there was something you could block the opening to your bathroom, maybe something attached to the door jam that maybe you could open and close at will.

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inolongercare 19

Or... And just hear me out... You move the liter box so it isn't in your bathroom!? Mind=blown

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PrideOfTheFallen 19

I feel like i'm watching that episode of friends "smelly cat oh smelly cat"

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RyRoz 19

How about putting his litter box outside amd close your bathroom door. or you can find another room to put your make up on. I don't know I'm not a pet owner bit that what I got in mind.

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