By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 008
You deserved it 28 867

Same thing different taste

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rt523 0

thats why you flush. gross.

Next time, flush. And wash your hands, too.

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about the cat loving toilets part, uhh my cat`s the same way.. she likes it, for whatever reason. so stfu, stop picking on him :)

Unless you have a beast of a toilet, flush for God's sake. It's not gonna wake anyone up

Not gonna lie, that's a pretty stupid thing to do. I totally agree with 22 and 26

the only way this situation could have been any worse...was if it was somebody else's waste product. or maybe if it wasn't even your cat, and you were staying at a friend's house. God...so much FML in just one FML D:

sayheyyybabe 0

I understand why you wouldn't flush. I stay at my cousin's often for the holidays and while I love them and their house, one of their toilets is a monster when it flushes. I'm not even joking, it could practically wake up the people in the closest house -- and they don't even have any neighbors. Haha. Anyways, I have a cat who is very affectionate and follows me into the bathroom. If I don't let her in, she often sticks her paws under the door. If I do, she usually waits in the bathtub. It's the cutest thing! However, she too is interested in toilets, and she has almost fallen in because she decided it would be a good idea to stick her paw in. She didn't though, which is a relief. Anyways, you should have at least closed the lid to the toilet. That's what I do when my cat follows me into the bathroom. FYL, though. And F the poor Kitty's L.

jupiterguyy 0

how did the OP deserve this.. he was being thoughtful to not wake up the others (though that turned put to be a bad decision)

The only reason I think the OP deserves this is because she didn't close the lid. I get the no flushing thing, my bedroom is right next to the bathroom and it's an ass when someone flushes in the middle of the night.

campbellshayla73 0

WTF y don't u flush @ night? ew!

My kitten managed to fall into the toilet when she was little because she has a fascination with water. She's also managed to fall in the bath a couple of times trying to get close to the water. So its understandable but pretty gross the cat got covered in pee

Why the heck didn't you flush?? To not wake the others? Flushing is more important that they're not missing 10 seconds of their sleep!