Love: Today, my cell phone rang while I was still asleep. I picked... - FML

By paprgrl421 - 13/05/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my cell phone rang while I was still asleep. I picked it up, half asleep, only to find it was a wrong number from some guy. Three minutes later I receive a text message saying "Hey, you sound cute..." from the same number. I looked to see if he was local. I'm that desperate. FML

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paprgrl421 5

Thursday 14 May 2009 2:22

He was local, no I didn't respond. I live in a less densely populated area (i.e. small town) so it's very easy to see where he was from. I can even pinpoint his cellular carrier by his area code+***. That's how few places offer cell service in wisconsin

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rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:53

Ha ha.. So, how's the relationship been?

august82 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:54

Sadly enough, I wish that would happen to me

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BaldOuting 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 21:17

obviously he is too, so it just may work out.

couragewolf9001 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 21:19

Where's local for you? You never know.

shmaller 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 21:20

That would be a pretty cool way to meet someone, anyway.

tayliarae 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 21:22

He's probably thinking he sounded desperate by txting that you were cute.. txt back..you never know. Stranger things have happened! Just be careful.

august82 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 21:23

Text back & ask for a picture!

jillz 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 21:27

be careful - he was rude enough to wake you with a text and too cowardly to call and tell you with his own voice that you sounded cute to him - not a good combo

betsymonty 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 21:28

That's not any more or less desperate than meeting someone online, which is really commonplace. Loads of people marry others that were essentially strangers when they met. You could have easily met in a bookstore, a coffee shop, class... And the guys you meet in other venues are JUST as likely to be nasty pervs.

couragewolf9001 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 21:29

#37 THIS.

genius_man16 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 21:30

#30 either that or they do, but their brain is the size of a peanut either way, pass also, this made me "lol" quite hard

Ilovelife07 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 21:34

eh, roll with it, maybe somethin good will happen

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