Kids: Today, my child-hating friend who vowed never to have any no...

By anonymous - 02/09/2011 22:02 - United States

Today, my child-hating friend who vowed never to have any no matter what, announced that she's pregnant. I've had three IVF cycles, spent $90k in fertility treatments, and still can't conceive. FML

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Same thing different taste

By sosad - 09/03/2011 22:08

Today, I was told that I will never be able to have children. Thankfully for my husband, his girlfriend sure can. FML

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You deserved it 3 659

Unreasonable demands

By why? - 12/04/2020 17:00

Today, my close friend who’s always been incredibly vocal about how much she hates children, never wants to be around them or have anything to do with them, stopped speaking to me. She’s incredibly "hurt" that I asked another friend to be my unborn child's godmother instead of her. FML

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You deserved it 183

By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

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You deserved it 2 821

Make it stop

By Anonymous - 04/01/2022 20:01 - United States

Today, after years of trying, my husband and I did IVF, fertilized 5 eggs, and the whole process was really rough. Now, a year after giving birth to our daughter, my husband wants to use another egg, but I don’t want to go through that all again. FML

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You deserved it 187

Devil parents

By Pandaling - 26/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my mother-in-law said: "People who don't have kids are children of the devil." I'm infertile, she knows this. FML

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You deserved it 139

Lovely family vibes

By Anonymous - 14/07/2022 18:00

Today, we have three kids. Two were "natural" and our third was through expensive IVF. Of all three kids, only our IVF son turned out to be a real asshole. Now he’s going to jail for armed robbery and pushing a pregnant woman to the floor. Wish we’d saved that IVF money and paid off the mortgage. FML

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You deserved it 500

Silver linings

By see lie - 31/07/2019 16:00

Today, we recently found out I'm infertile, and I thought we were both devastated, until my partner posted a drunk video to Facebook, basically celebrating that we will never have, "crying, nappy-shitting, soul-sucking, bank account-draining little sods." FML

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You deserved it 392

Revelations

By Anonymous - 29/09/2021 20:45

Today, I told my mom I was thinking of having a baby. She told me it was a huge mistake because children cost a fortune, make you miserable, and if she'd had her chance again she would have gotten her tubes tied when she was 18 and saved herself the grief. Gee, thanks mom. FML

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You deserved it 265

Hello goodbye

By Anonymous - 08/11/2021 08:00

Today, after four years of infertility, my wife and I found out our miracle pregnancy was going to be a boy; our first child. Twenty minutes later, we found out our child has a terminal genetic condition, and will die in the next 4 weeks. FML

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You deserved it 126

Entitlement

By Anonymous - 02/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, despite the fact that we are well off and desperate to be parents, my sister refuses to let us adopt her unborn baby, and intends to “raise him on her own.” We earn twice what she does and have been trying to conceive or adopt for 7 years, and she doesn’t even have a husband. FML

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seanpalladino 2

Saturday 3 September 2011 1:09

Ironic, innit?

NVME30 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 1:09

I understand completely

Comments

UndefinedSnail 8

Sunday 4 September 2011 13:25

"Never have any kids no matter what." Did she forget to use protection or is she just planning on having an abortion? I don't know what your friend thinks she's doing with her life...

raithex 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 14:54

I'm sorry.. :

blarghimapirate 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 15:23

Maybe you're too stressed out. Do what Hank hill did. Get a puppy, and have sex a lot. Also, that friend doesn't deserve a baby

honest_scorpio 4

Sunday 4 September 2011 16:05

Sorry to hear that but it will happen for you

taelorrae011 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 18:06

I'm so sorry ):

stupdude3 8

Sunday 4 September 2011 20:06

You spent $90 thousand on fertility treatments? Jeez, if you want a baby so bad just adopt one. Your life does suck though.

xxxallyxxx 4

Sunday 4 September 2011 22:46

ask her if you can have her's?

mle12 1

Monday 5 September 2011 0:47

It's not like its a granted that the friend is going to abuse her child or anything. Even if she "hated" children it doesn't mean she isn't going to take responsibility and raise it with love.