By fat and broke - 28/06/2015 07:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML
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tormcn 26

You should have taken your nipple out. Make him question his sexuality.

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Comments

A07 48

That's just not cool OP, join a gym and get on a diet.

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icecoldfml 7

-_- yes and everyone should change to become the figure that you want them to be

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tantanpanda 26

Despite the increased health risks that will kill you early, sure, eat as much as you want and get as big as you want; this is America! No need to worry about heart disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, etc.

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DoomedGemini 37

Are you op's doctor? No? Then you don't know his health.

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ChristianH39 30

I love how people say "join a gym and get on a diet" like it's some novel idea OP never heard of and not common sense.

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AC98 19

Those must be some impressive man-breasts you got there. Wield them with power

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jackipdoc 31

So sorry for you OP but at the same time this is such a funny situation and a great FML! Very glad I read this

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Karlsmarx2 9

You should've asked him for his badge for sexual harassment he looked at your man tit

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carcinoid 17

Could've used a prosthetic as ur excuse

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SauceySarah 30

You almost got away with it. You were so close OP! You should have pushed your boobs out further to distract him from realizing that you're a male.

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MonstreBelle 29

It's a shame your attempt to get out of a speeding ticket was a bust. Fortunately it's very easy to avoid speeding tickets when you lack the titillating physique needed to get out of them.

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Cads1 24

**** a pity that your cleavage could not save you.

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