Transportation: Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is,...

By fat and broke - 28/06/2015 07:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML

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By fuck my eyeballs - 01/12/2013 23:07 - United States - Rancho Palos Verdes

Today, I pulled over a speeding driver. I admit that I'd been hoping for this moment since I joined the police force; the moment a lady put her cleavage on display to get out of a ticket. Sadly, this lady was a senior citizen, and her breasts looked like two semi-deflated balloons. FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 00:32 - United States

Today, I got my first speeding ticket. Looking it over, I was surprised to see that the officer listed my height accurately despite never having seen me standing. I complimented his uncanny ability and asked if it was part of police training. He then informed me that he read it on my license. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 04:50 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I had to close my eyes in shame and pretend I didn't exist, as my mom gave a cop a good look at her wrinkled, prune-like cleavage and tried to convince him that the speed limit is optional. FML

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By Beegee - 21/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Denver

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it, that I "looked like someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that. FML

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By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

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By Hypocrite - 16/04/2017 12:00

Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML

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By shook - 06/09/2017 14:00 - United States - Clermont

Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML

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tormcn 26

Monday 29 June 2015 8:29

You should have taken your nipple out. Make him question his sexuality.

Miss_Mandi 29

Monday 29 June 2015 8:28

He wasn't gay? Damnit.

Comments

Baron_Kaz 15

Monday 29 June 2015 13:46

This is a lie. No one would look at a man's cleavage, unless this "guy" is a tranny. And the officer managed to "look through".

TallMist 32

Monday 29 June 2015 19:31

As a transgender myself, I'm kinda offended at your use of the word "tranny". Also, could you consider the fact that the officer saw his cleavage first? Hence, why the OP said "Until he noticed I'm a guy" As in, the officer didn't know OP was a guy as he was staring at his chest.

TallMist 32

Thursday 2 July 2015 19:57

Also, IDK why the word guy is in quotes. If they ARE transgender and identify as a male (And if they didn't identify as male, then the OP wouldn't be calling themselves a guy.) then they're a male. So, yeah. Don't know why that word is in quotes.

vikky538 28

Monday 29 June 2015 14:09

I never knew guys could have a possibility to got out of speeding ticket... Even with boobs

ally8 21

Monday 29 June 2015 15:40

If you got it, flaunt it

drrobotnik1 18

Monday 29 June 2015 19:23

look on the bright side: at least he didn't gun you down in the street !

joshi42 16

Monday 29 June 2015 19:40

That's one hell of a cleavage, if he saw, that you are a guy, from there.

Usernameman123 10

Monday 29 June 2015 20:30

whats a cleavage

cjfred 13

Monday 29 June 2015 20:45

Wait... How do you know that you almost got out of the ticket? Did the cop actually say "You were speeding, but nice rack so I'm going to let... Whoa, you're a dude! Here's your ticket, sir. You should head to the gym, but don't speed to get there."