By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 23:45 - United States

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Today, my cousin and his fiancée took me to my first strip club experience. One of the strippers came over and danced for me. She pulled her thong string out and I tried to place the dollar in it with my mouth. I missed, to which she said "Put it in there, retard." FML
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yazmi_09 3

lol! why didn't you just put it in with your hand? or were you trying to floss?

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Mirorbo 26

Don't. Put. The. Money. In. Your. Mouth!! This is twice this week I've had to say this! Club Etiquette 101 people! It's rude and unsanitary.

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mrahhhhh 21

Could have been worse, OP. Everybody who believes different, read the last sentence. The stripper could have told him that while they were attempting to have sex :/ .

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JNaftel 0

that's when you say '**** you, on to the next one'

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syedlink27 0

u will def be a 40 yr old virgin one day

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syedlink27 0

btw Sourgirl: who's that douchebag in the pic with you? the old addage of: "birds of a feather flock together" comes to mind.. that guys such a loser.. buy him a better shirt.. better yet a makeover excuse me while I go throw up

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mrahhhhh 21

Whoa! What did she ever do to you? Besides read her description of him in her profile. He seems like a pretty good person (unlike you).

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FFML_314 11

What's with this ridiculously idiotic comment? Are you seriously this big of a moron, 37?

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deformedsurf 0

37 sounds like a jealous ex who screwed up and now lives with his mother watching Wedding Crashers everyday for inspiration.

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deformedsurf 0

37 sounds like a jealous ex. I'll bet he lives at home with his mother watching Wedding Crashers everyday for inspiration.

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mattNL 0

you must have looked like a retard.. why put it in with your mouth? ydi

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wtfsnickers 1

how is that fml you went to see naked women and u were called a retard. I guess it is true u must be a retard to post that story.

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underpaid011 0

I'll give you a tip. never, under any circumstances, get your mouth near any part of any stripper.

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brokenclockwork 0

ew. you actually put the bill in your mouth? disgusting.

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maskedman 9

One of my pet peeves is a snooty stripper. It's like I'm already paying for something that should free. The stripper could show a little respect while I'm sliding a dollar bill down her butt-crack.

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