By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 23:45 - United States

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Today, my cousin and his fiancée took me to my first strip club experience. One of the strippers came over and danced for me. She pulled her thong string out and I tried to place the dollar in it with my mouth. I missed, to which she said "Put it in there, retard." FML
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yazmi_09 3

lol! why didn't you just put it in with your hand? or were you trying to floss?

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Mirorbo 26

Don't. Put. The. Money. In. Your. Mouth!! This is twice this week I've had to say this! Club Etiquette 101 people! It's rude and unsanitary.

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vinylcat 0

DO NOT **** with a stripper and her potential money weather you mean it or not, retard.

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bri_random 0

didn't they ever teach you to never go near any part of s stripper's body with your mouth in school? that's a surefire way to get cooties. ydi. :)

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XbambiX 3

when she said that I wuda took back the dollar

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ArthursLifeSucks 2

I have to say kudos for the OP taking a swing at putting the money in the thong with his mouth on the very first time to a club. Takes some courage to dive in head first ;)

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ChristyCarnegie 0

Hahaha loser :)

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Don't try to put it in with your mouth next time! Just put it in her thong with your HAND and be done with it. :P

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Zebidee 8

Huh. A stripper whose etiquette isn't up to scratch. I can certainly see why you'd have been shocked.

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shona_fml 0

ummmm f off buddy. yes, we are. we are NOT machines!!

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GottaLoveFML95 0

Ok what i want to know, is ur cousin a boy or a girl and the same goes with his/her fiance

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