By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 23:45 - United States

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Today, my cousin and his fiancée took me to my first strip club experience. One of the strippers came over and danced for me. She pulled her thong string out and I tried to place the dollar in it with my mouth. I missed, to which she said "Put it in there, retard." FML
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yazmi_09 3

lol! why didn't you just put it in with your hand? or were you trying to floss?

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Mirorbo 26

Don't. Put. The. Money. In. Your. Mouth!! This is twice this week I've had to say this! Club Etiquette 101 people! It's rude and unsanitary.

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varkey 7

are you an idiot? you tried to put it in there with your mouth? and why would your cousin and his fiancee go to a strip club................ so many things wrong with this

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tookietookie123 5

You should've said "I'm not the dumbass high school drop out"

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shona_fml 0

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CoachLlama 5

Just curious about some other facts. When your cousin picked you up, did he have to go to some facility? What were you wearing at the time of the "entertainment". Was a hockey helmet included in your uniform? Was there drool running down your chin as you attempted to eat the young ladies tip money? I'm just wondering about her choice of labels. Why did she call you a "R" instead of saying maybe, "Kind citizen, please stop eating my folding money." Just sayin..

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badphoneguy_fml 0

if u knew about strippers u wouldnt put ure mouth anywhere close to their underwear. if u knew anything about money u wouldnt put that in ure mouth either. lol

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5t3ff1k4h 44

You're confusing strippers and prostitutes (for the most part... there are always exceptions to any rule). But, the money part is true...

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babez11 0

seriously dude just give her the money and spank her ass in return for the lip she gave you

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