By Aly - 15/08/2013 07:10 - United States - Ontario

Today, my cousin texted me, asking how the chicken pizza had settled in my stomach. We got drunk last night and had pizza. I thought it was cheese; it was chicken. I've been vegetarian for 7 years. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 612
You deserved it 48 830

Same thing different taste

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Don't sweat it. I don't understand why people are saying you deserved it. Pretty much everyone drinks and does things they wouldn't normally do. Don't be so judgmental guys. If it was you in a similar situation you wouldn't want people telling you "oh you deserved that". Idk if it's just because of the fact you're vegetarian or because you were drunk, either way I don't think you deserved it.

I don't understand all the thumbs down :/ her cousin clearly knew the op was vegetarian and should have not let her eat the chicken pizza or ordered/heated it. It was a stupid thing to do as a) the op has chosen to be a vegetarian for a reason and b) after prolonged periods the human body can build intolerance towards things it hasn't consumed in a period of time.

#79 - yes, it does make them less of a vegetarian, they have meat in their belly. Otherwise I could claim to be vegetarian in between meals

kiki969 5

guessing you've had a big missed steak for all those years.

an3ph 20
blackvyper 8

Your vegetarian streak ended. Start that clock over.