Kids: Today, my cousins and I were bored so we began talking about...

By anonymous - 03/08/2009 07:37 - Taiwan

Today, my cousins and I were bored so we began talking about weird dreams we've had. My little cousin turns to me and says "I had a dream you were in a beauty contest. You lost badly". FML

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By bm - 11/02/2009 19:57 - United States

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By fatty - 09/06/2009 08:39 - Germany

Today, I met my cousin after two years. She got really tall and skinny, like a model. I joked saying, "You've grown and gotten slim, and I've stayed the same and have gotten fat." I expected some sort of disagreement. Instead, she looked me up and down, frowned, and gave me a long, sympathetic hug. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 18:22 - United States

Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML

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By ambiiii - 20/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Marble Falls

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML

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aback 4

Monday 3 August 2009 16:29

So tell your cousin you dreamed s/he was eaten by spiders. And his/her parents were glad.

genius_man16 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:02

Um, so the **** what? It's a dream. Stop getting your ******* panties in a bunch.

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irockmyworld 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:42

maybe to some people like the OP, dreams actually mean something. and maybe it doesnt matter that its her little cousin or her 90yr old grandpa who had the dream. just cause it means nothing to you doesnt mean no one else can get affected by it right

timtam24 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:45

No what i mean is just because someone has a dream that your ugly doesn't mean you are. jesus...

irockmyworld 0

Monday 3 August 2009 17:02

i dont think she thinks shes ugly just cause of the dream. she's just bothered by the fact that her little cousin had such a dream about her.

timtam24 0

Monday 3 August 2009 17:07

as if her cousin can help what they dream about. And it doesn't mean that's what they think about her

irockmyworld 0

Monday 3 August 2009 17:17

like i said it doesnt matter to you or to me. but it does to her. some people are different. not everyones you

timtam24 0

Monday 3 August 2009 17:21

whatever, her reasoning for it affecting her is unnecessary.

irockmyworld 0

Monday 3 August 2009 17:26

this is about her. not about whether some stupid dream might affect you or not. its about the dream and how she felt hearing about it. end of story. you cant go around telling people what to feel and what not to feel and whats necessary and whats not necessary. just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesnt mean she does too.

SaintJimmy 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:56

I once had a dream that I was in a magic junkyard where if you put a plant there while it was raining it would grow a meter tall overnight and then I walked around and there were plants everywhere then I found a giant pizza and I lifted up the cheese and there were two people having sex inside of the pizza.

abetterday 4

Monday 3 August 2009 18:42

ahaha that was amazingg. This is the earliest dream i can remember: I was in my crib with three giant ladybugs. They were very dirty and i wanted them to go away but they didn't. The end lol

9az00 0

Monday 3 August 2009 17:00

I would have razzed your cousin for using poor grammer...but seriously, it's a ******* dream. At least your cousin thinks about you ;p

BeeSkwaird 0

Monday 3 August 2009 17:15

Grammer?

AAAAHHHH12 2

Monday 3 August 2009 18:01

Exactly. It's grammar. What's 'grammer' anyway?

evanedwards85 6

Monday 5 September 2011 2:52

"You lost badly" is actually correct grammar. If u think "you lost bad" is correct grammar you're stupid. I think you're so dumb, and you have been using incorrect grammar for so long when it's written correctly it looks odd to you.