Kids: Today, my cousins and I were bored so we began talking about...

By anonymous - 03/08/2009 07:37 - Taiwan

Today, my cousins and I were bored so we began talking about weird dreams we've had. My little cousin turns to me and says "I had a dream you were in a beauty contest. You lost badly". FML

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Today, I dreamt I wet my pants in front of everyone. It wasn’t a dream. A toddler laughed at me. FML

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By BadMurderer - 31/07/2009 04:01 - Mexico

Today, my little 7 and 6 year-old cousins came visit my family home. I heard the oldest one say that my sister was nice and pretty. Then the youngest replied, "Yeah, but the older one has the face of a murderer." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 22:00

Today, I visited with my cousin on her deathbed. When I asked what she was doing, they replied that she was sleeping. Next thing out my mouth without thinking was, "She can sleep when she's dead." FML

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By goinginsane - 06/05/2011 07:25

Today, I was told that I am an incredibly boring person and that it's no wonder I have no friends. I think they're right; last night I dreamt about a nail file. FML

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By bm - 11/02/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML

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By fatty - 09/06/2009 08:39 - Germany

Today, I met my cousin after two years. She got really tall and skinny, like a model. I joked saying, "You've grown and gotten slim, and I've stayed the same and have gotten fat." I expected some sort of disagreement. Instead, she looked me up and down, frowned, and gave me a long, sympathetic hug. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 18:22 - United States

Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML

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By ambiiii - 20/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Marble Falls

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML

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aback 4

Monday 3 August 2009 16:29

So tell your cousin you dreamed s/he was eaten by spiders. And his/her parents were glad.

genius_man16 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:02

Um, so the **** what? It's a dream. Stop getting your ******* panties in a bunch.

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originalusername_fml 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:03

There's a Taiwanese beauty contest where the contestants have to do all sorts of things like photography, calligraphy, cooking, etc. If you lose it doesn't mean you're ugly. However maybe you're just really really bad with a camera or something XD

MCRxATLxParamore 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:18

LOL it's just a freakin' dream!!!

ianonavy 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 19:27

My God, no one realizes that there was no real dream, and this cousin made it up to insult him? It's the same thing as a "Baby's crying because he saw your face" joke. Basically what happened was his cousin decided to play a joke. Oh, and everyone who is blaming moderators for their "jobs" needs to realize that FML is moderated by the public. FML employee moderators only check the comments from what I see. @#4248848, you are the victim in this situation, but YDI for being stupid enough to think that this is a valid FML

paper_flowers 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 0:24

There really needs to be a "Your life isn't that f***ed" button.

Jenn22NY 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 9:15

WTF this is so horrible are you sucidal now because of the dream you're little cousin had?????? Grow Up'!!!!!

tuppySEALs 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 13:21

your life sucks only because you actually gave a shit.

Plum_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 6:12

Why did this even get aprroved? STUPID.

Intellectualist 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 16:50

...Ok it's just a dream, but you don't have to be a pompous bunch of pricks and be nasty.

aww_yeeeuh 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 3:46

YDI for being a fat ugly bitch.

cuppycakemagic 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 5:33

#88 - unless you are some odd, pervish stalker, you should not know what this person looks like. To everyone else that posted, the phrase '**** my life' doesn't always mean 'AHH, MY LIFE IS SO HORRIBLE I WANT TO DIE!'. Sometimes it can mean 'aww crap. Why do these things always seem to happen to me?' My point; Who said this person WAS making a big deal out of this situation (someone besides all of you who are complaining, of course). The way I see it, as we all read these, we laugh. We laugh more than we sympathize, and so, that having been said, this is a wonderful FML because something in your life DID go wrong, and it is something we can all laugh at.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 19 November 2011 22:48

No, OP DOES NOT deserve it. First of all, it was just a dream, not a real contest. Second of all, we don't know what OP looks like, nor do we know if she is "fat and ugly". You're the type of person who only accepts one type of woman and all others are worthless. You make me sick.