By Hairball - 10/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
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lnull 0

Men have hair on their toes... I sometimes cut them with my clippers

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rxxk 0

People have hair on their toes. Insane, I know!

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pickle2727 0

Husband's toe hair is straight and wispy...the only curly hair we know of is where everyone else thinks it came from. And I don't think it's odd to keep a small manicure set at work, what if a nail cracks and needs to be trimmed/filed...wait 8 hours till you get home?? Use jumbo work scissors?

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nofyourlife 0

i would have stopped this situation at "my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers." WHAT? who does this at their job?

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lway2009 0

WTF don't lend your clippers out - that is gross!

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onnielief 4

you do know that some, if not all people have hair on their toes, right? Besides I am assuming you would clean your clippers after someone else has used then. I don't see the FML in this.

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Squadoosh 0

Hooked on monkey phonics.

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__no_one__ 0

He might be a hobbit ;)

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xenomorph 0

I hope you work in a research lab equipped for biotechnology--they are required to have autoclaves.

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blastvortex 3

Clippers are a personal item. YDI for lending them out. Mind you, they could be pubes or nose hairs, but neither prospect is very appetizing.

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Mr_Whitley 0

he probably did it just to **** with you OP situations like this is when you go to the person that borrowed them and punch them right in the throat (which is my solution to everything)

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whatthefuckcunt 0

amen to that. there just aren't enough throat punchings going on for my liking either. ****** right hook that asshole, right in the jugular.. "teach you to use my clippers to trim your pubes, bitch!" *BAM* "what's that? can't hear you sorry. cat got your tongue? frog in your throat? more like a FIST, ************."

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