By HowAreYouAlive - 09/07/2014 04:24 - United States - Ashburn

Today, my coworker called in to say that he couldn't make it to work today because he was in a coma and asked if I could cover his shift. This isn't the first time he's tried to use this excuse. FML
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subhaan786 19

Surely your manager or whoever isn't dumb enough to fall for someone saying they're in a coma? Like if they're the ones calling in I mean?

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theladygamer 10

Seems like your coworker is a special kind of stupid.

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greentide 9

I feel like this is a case of not understanding the definition of coma

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hxnnxh 14

How does this coworker still have their job after already using this excuse?

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andreaor 7

wow he's an idiot considering it makes no sense for him to be calling you if he's supposedly in a coma *rolls eyes*

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GentlemanBastard 15

Well... Yeah, that's the point of the FML *over-exaggerated eye roll*

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GentlemanBastard 15

"I can't make it into work today. I was in horrible a plane crash. My whole family is dead, and I'm a vegetable. See you tomorrow."

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Dcm210 19

I like your username, I wanna ask the same question to people sometimes.

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rukalove22 6

thats where you say ok! more hours for you which means more money

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yourwifelovesme 25

its kinda insulting to people who are actually in comas. he sounds like a dick tbh

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GentlemanBastard 15

I don't think any comatose people will take offense to his lame excuse.

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ItsATwinThing 9

Yeah, they're not exactly able to see this 'offensive' excuse. Maybe to family or friends who know someone in a coma.

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blazerman_fml 17

Hope you didn't cover for him in the end anyway lol

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