Miscellaneous: Today, my crazy mother-in-law threatened to camp out outside...

By Anonymous - 19/09/2012 14:43 - United States

Today, my crazy mother-in-law threatened to camp out outside my house so she will "never get left out" of our lives, all because we called instead of sending a written invitation to my three-year-old's birthday party. I actually believe she's crazy enough to do it. FML

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By pretty_coin - 23/10/2011 01:02 - Australia

Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML

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Parasite

By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 04:00

Today, and since we've had our baby, my mother-in-law started coming round more often, then bringing her stuff to stay overnight, then started claiming she lived here, and got hysterical when we told her she doesn’t. I had to pick her up and place her outside while she punched me in the head repeatedly. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 31/05/2015 04:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my hateful mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly. I faked taking a phone call so the bitter old hag would leave me alone. She then pulled out her phone, called my number, and glared at me as my phone rang against my ear. FML

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You're on your own

By Anonymous - 10/11/2023 00:02

Today, almost half of my birthday party invitees are refusing to attend, simply because my mother-in-law is going to be there, and their hatred of her Karen-like behaviour is greater than their desire to celebrate my birthday. FML

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By shadow - 26/12/2017 08:00 - United States - Osceola

Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML

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Birthday gift

By Anonymous - 02/02/2020 03:00 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to bring my obnoxious ex to my birthday party. FML

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Controlling

By I'mmessedup - 26/04/2022 14:00

Today, I think the only reason my mom hosts my kid's birthday, and other parties at her huge house in the country, is so she can be a complete bitch to us on the day, and if we even sound annoyed, it's, "Well, this is my home, I don't have to open it to anyone." FML

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Family day

By Anonymous - 09/06/2023 01:30 - India - Puducherry

Today, all I wanted was to take my two kids and their two favourite cousins to the beach on their last day of vacation together. My mother-in-law went into full beast mode, shouting about how I'm always roaming around and being irresponsible. The kids never meet and are from different cities. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 22:26 - United States - Irving

Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML

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sophielotus 2

Wednesday 19 September 2012 18:56

You might wanna consider taking her off the invite list...

olpally 32

Wednesday 19 September 2012 18:59

Stage 5 clinger, mother-in-law style... Yikes!

Comments

gregonfire 4

Wednesday 19 September 2012 21:47

Well at least she didnt cover you in butter tie you to a flag pole and repeatedly sexually molest you!

Epikouros 31

Wednesday 19 September 2012 21:49

What a weirdo. If you'd sent a written invitation, she probably would've complained about you sending such an impersonal note instead of calling her.

sharksfan48 13

Wednesday 19 September 2012 21:53

Get her ass in a medical center

SWhimsynBubbaS 14

Wednesday 19 September 2012 21:54

Go outside and check! You never know...

Airforcewife_kc 5

Wednesday 19 September 2012 21:55

I've got a crazy one too. Mine would be thrilled to bathe and spoon feed her boys every meal.ages 23,25,26

vorspiel 17

Wednesday 19 September 2012 22:18

I got to 'crazy mother-in-law' and immediately clicked FYL.

LarryLaDouche 13

Wednesday 19 September 2012 22:46

The only thing worse than a mother-in-law is A Nazi Robot Tyrannosaur with a railgun and mounted missile launchers. Encounters with both should be handled the same way: scarcely and with F-22 Raptors.

b3tazoid 5

Wednesday 19 September 2012 23:06

Restraining order time?

FML_Elle 17

Wednesday 19 September 2012 23:21

Tell her your address is your ex boyfriends house so she camps out there lol

kimg0885 23

Thursday 20 September 2012 0:58

^ because she doesn't know where her own son and grandchild live right??

license2chill 5

Wednesday 19 September 2012 23:56

Tell her the written invitation got delayed by postal services, and that's why you called, you just wanted to make sure that she comes to the party, and let her go home check the mail. In the mean while, write an invitation and express mail it...