By tinytitty - 23/03/2009 03:18 - United States

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Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing, he replied, "Well I was looking for your boobs but… apparently you have none." FML
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partake_fml 2

Yeah, so what? Do the same with his dick/muscles.

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kingnor 0

do you have small boobs? what was he expecting, they'd be bigger underneath your shirt or something. Small boobs are hot, don't waste time with a guy who won't appreciate them.

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localfox 0

well on the bright side... i guess he was being honest.lol. yh butstill what was said cannot be justified.

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zebraaa 0

you should of just been like, "oh sorry, could i borrow yours?" :)

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x3samanthasue 0

I'd say this is a YDI. You called him your "crush." Sounds pretty middle school. That's what teeny-boppers get for hooking up.

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kjxmlxmon 0

omg. that is so mean. he's totally not worth it. hopefully that turned you off & you're not as into him. anyways, i agree with #1's comment.

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F His Life; he has to live as a douchebag. But you shouldn't let douchebags feel you up.

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meetmeinhell 0

how is it when a guy says a girls breast are tiny everyone thinks he is a jerk BUT if a girl makes a small penis joke to the man it is f-n hilarious all the women who are pissed off either have small boobs or old worn out vags, the guy was obviously being sarcastic, no man would purposely ruin his chance of being laid

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Superman8_fml 0

#38 You're wrong, everyone's body reacts differently so increasing your calorie intake can add weight anywehre and it definitely (and more often than not) does NOT have to be proportional. take a health class

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shaPOW 0

maybe he was just trying to make it interesting and got offended that you would actually stop to ask what he's doing.

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soozin 0

@111, not true, some guys do get offended when they are insulted like that and unlike women whose breasts are clearly displayed, you can't exactly tell the size of a man's penis just by looking at his pants, so while a guy can laugh it off and lie about his actual size, a woman can't.

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