Intimacy: Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands...

By tinytitty - 23/03/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing, he replied, "Well I was looking for your boobs but… apparently you have none." FML

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By armtits and big pits - 05/04/2014 07:14 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I went to my crush's house. We were watching a movie when suddenly he started kissing me. As it deepened he began to feel around. He was groping my armpit the whole time but I was too embarrassed that my underarm could pass for my boobs to redirect him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML

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Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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By miapapaya - 15/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML

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Last act

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 20:00

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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Making plans

By nowsingle - 03/07/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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Dirty talk

By unlucky_number13 - 14/07/2009 09:41 - United States

Today, my crush came over and we began to fool around. He started to kiss my stomach, and just when I was getting into it, he pulled away with a disgusted look on his face, wiped his mouth, and said, "We'll continue this when you get rid of all your bellybutton lint." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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partake_fml 2

Monday 23 March 2009 12:26

Yeah, so what? Do the same with his dick/muscles.

kingnor 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:11

do you have small boobs? what was he expecting, they'd be bigger underneath your shirt or something. Small boobs are hot, don't waste time with a guy who won't appreciate them.

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Bubs_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 21:28

#58: So tell me, are you able to have any man you see under your control? I just had to ask because usually women that well endowed wouldn't give me the time of day.

stridercab 12

Monday 23 March 2009 21:28

well...you could just grow some damn ****.

TheAntiComment 0

Monday 23 March 2009 21:30

I was joking about the milk, tards. But im serious when I say eat more meat, eat a cow, you'll have double D's in a week.

mykon_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 21:47

and why would you let him touch u? and he's stupid if he can't see that you don't have ne already. (thats a little mean on my part i gues.)

pumpkincakes 3

Monday 23 March 2009 21:57

#62 haha I have a boyfriend already :]. and naah i dont use my boobs to get places

PricelessDiamond 0

Monday 23 March 2009 21:57

ok, in this situation it is not all your life to blame. this situation was caused because of the poor judement of your crush to ever even touch you. if he couldnt find your **** when feeling you up im sure that he could have avoided being with a flat chested bore if he would have just opened his eyes and taken a look at what he was about to kiss, instead of just thinking with is **** and wanting to **** you. p.s. PLASTIC SURGERY BITCH

squeaky_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:14

1) he's a jerk 2) this implies that you wear heavily padded bras, otherwise he would already know. Stop, the only thing you are going to do is attract guys who don't like your body type. What good is that going to do you?

dg72592_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:20

you should have just looked at him funny & been like "i dont play with little boys", then walked away. alternately... maybe he thought rubbing you all over like that was sexy? and then when you asked what he was doing, he was embarrassed and made up a defensive response to save his pride. guys do that type of thing all the time.