Love: Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed...

By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

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By crazystar69 - 09/03/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML

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By icarlypoop - 11/04/2020 23:00

Today, I threw up on my crush's lawn. FML

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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By anonymous - 15/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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TheOneTC 8

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:12

Should have pulled him in too. That would have been romantic

OldMemoriesFade 8

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:12

Well..at least he still said you were the most beautiful girl he's ever seen, and if he meant it, he will stay by your side.

Comments

shawnaishere 14

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:14

Sadly I would have laughed too

SuperPizzaMan_fml 11

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:16

it poops to be you.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:40

That makes so much sense...

mndlz 6

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:16

Two words, leg sweep !

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 10 October 2012 4:21

No traction in shit to do so.

teresee 8

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:16

Way to kill the mood

Major_Whupass 3

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:17

Forever alone!

badbadkitty 5

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:19

Being able to laugh at yourself is a good thing. Step 1: Fall Step 2: Laugh Step 3: Push over your crush into the shit too Step 4: Keep laughing.

Metallica36176 16

Wednesday 10 October 2012 3:04

Step 5: Go in for the kiss anyway.

SenselessPattern 12

Wednesday 10 October 2012 3:52

Step 5 1/2: Wipe shit away from mouth area.

Metallica36176 16

Wednesday 10 October 2012 4:37

I would put that as step 4 1/2. You kiss a man with horse shit on your mouth, that'll be the last. Then step 4 3/4 would be taking a breath mint, then proceed to kiss. ;)