Love: Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed...

By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

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By crazystar69 - 09/03/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML

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By icarlypoop - 11/04/2020 23:00

Today, I threw up on my crush's lawn. FML

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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By anonymous - 15/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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TheOneTC 8

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:12

Should have pulled him in too. That would have been romantic

OldMemoriesFade 8

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:12

Well..at least he still said you were the most beautiful girl he's ever seen, and if he meant it, he will stay by your side.

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thathipsterchick 2

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:24

Aww how cute. He calls you beautiful and you have horsey shit on your face. I'm sorry op, that's just terrible :( FYL

Posthuman 26

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:30

Hmmmm...1 guy, 1 girl, 1 pile of shit? Not as catchy...

RandomComments 6

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:31

He just laughed at you and didnt help you up?That's horseshit. I would've thrown some at him. A real winner he is.

Carmstro 13

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:36

Look at it this way, at least you two didn't have your first kiss next to a pile of horse shit.

noluck328 4

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:39

that's wrong.

coastiepat 0

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:43

Hippy

st333ph 12

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:44

"Am I still pretty with all this shit covering me?"

candacekmp 14

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:44

That would suck I hate horse poop hopefully he took some mercy on you and helped you up! Of course if he didn't that's a dick move on his part!

traveler_ghost 12

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:48

Throw some of the shit at him

burro_fml 6

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:49

All these shitty jokes... Gosh!

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