By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 141
You deserved it 3 706

Same thing different taste

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Should have pulled him in too. That would have been romantic

Well..at least he still said you were the most beautiful girl he's ever seen, and if he meant it, he will stay by your side.

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Evilpirate 10

One of the most prettiest? So that means you're not the prettiest ?

loccsta83 5
mowmowlife 21

Hay, that's a pretty shitty situation. Instead of whinying around like that, he should have helped you up like a real stallion. I hope he got a little horse from laughing at you, he deserved it. You should have slung some in his face to get a hoof up on him.

Fear not, Op! Horse manuer consists of nothing but grass/hay and things of that nature. It is actually quite clean, small, and can be used as fertilizer! Anyways while I get thumbed down, you should have dragged him down with you.

I doubt he was laughing at you - sometimes situational comedy trumps any other feeling! Next time you see him, give him a cute smile, make a joke about what happened, and ask him if he wants to finish where you left off...guaranteed to work.

That sucks but my husband would have pointed and laughed too. Thats when you trip him and he falls too.

Honey, i would have done the same thing sorry to say

This means that he is just trying to **** you. If he actually cared he would have shown some concern.