By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 141
You deserved it 3 706

Same thing different taste

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Should have pulled him in too. That would have been romantic

Well..at least he still said you were the most beautiful girl he's ever seen, and if he meant it, he will stay by your side.

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That will definitely bring you good luck!

Nah that's like a funny scene from a movie, or something to tell your future kids.

Volunteering on a farm. Yeah cause farmers are poor. Why not go to a community center or somewhere useful?

ElhonnaDS 10

You do know that there are a lot of farms that specifically care for abused animals that were seized, horses used for hormone production who would otherwise have been sold for meat, that are community programs where all of the food goes to soup kitchens and homeless shelters, etc. Why on earth would you assume they were volunteering to make a farmer money?

I always assumed farmers made quite a lot of money, considering the property and the machinery and this and that they have to own...

Next to a pile of horse shit is a weird place to choose to kiss a girl for the first time... I wonder where he's going to propose if the relationship works out?

I don't believe this one. It's too romantic comedy.

ranroy 2
hmmmmml 0

You should have said, "I would rather step in shit than kiss you any day." But seriously, I think it was really stupid of him trying to kiss you. It's like expects you to like you back, even if you did. You should have at least gone on a date first before kissing him.

It's like he expects you to like him back*

fharis 2
The_sGTw_0979 4

at least he didn't comment on this post with any lame shit puns.