Love: Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair...

By Anonymous - 30/06/2013 10:58 - United States - Ellicott City

Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML

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By eww. - 22/03/2013 05:28 - Australia

Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML

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By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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By bastardddd - 11/04/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

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By Roma-Jay - 22/07/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

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By sierra808 - 31/05/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I was walking on the beach when I saw my crush walking towards me. I was thinking about what I was going to do while playing with my top that ties in the front. I decided that I was just going to smile. When we got closer to each other, I smiled and waved, and as I put my hand up it untied my top. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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Olympiakos10 15

Sunday 30 June 2013 18:56

I wish I could see the look on his face when he saw you take your hair off casually

_Peppermint_ 34

Sunday 30 June 2013 18:56

Why wouldn't he? That's kind of childish.

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bbambastic 16

Sunday 30 June 2013 22:07

How old are you op?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 30 June 2013 22:25

To all the people asking why OP was wearing a wig, it could be because she has cancer or some other disease. In which case, that makes this story extra sad. So sorry, OP. :(

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Sunday 30 June 2013 22:39

most of you can't handle the truth, , looks do matter, , its called attraction for a reason

longlivemetal911 15

Sunday 30 June 2013 22:58

Any guy who cares about something as small as that has no right to be your crush. I'm sorry, but I hope you have better luck with your next one, OP.

FlyingPie 17

Sunday 30 June 2013 23:21

Sounds like he wigged out.

brittyboo123 35

Sunday 30 June 2013 23:22

Don't be embarrassed OP. If he really likes you, it wouldn't matter to him. Good luck. :)

Cheeley 17

Sunday 30 June 2013 23:50

I can see how that would be kinda surprising to find out, but it's not a big deal

lowshadows 21

Monday 1 July 2013 0:13

you're either a cancer patient or just loosing hair. Take care O.P

CharresBarkrey 15

Monday 1 July 2013 0:16

"Stuck in a basement, sittin' on a tricycle, girl gettin' on my nerves. Goin' out of my mind, I thought she was fine, don't know if her body is hers."

graceinsheepwear 33

Monday 1 July 2013 1:04

If you ever watch a morning of Jerry Springer and Maury, it seems like every other woman wears a wig, 'cause that's the first thing they go for in a catfight.